i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
