he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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