he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
This is my gift to your gina
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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