You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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