Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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