I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
She announced her abortion via fbk
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Randomize
