hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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