is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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