i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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