is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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