Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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