i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
My vagina is very pro this idea
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