Heybabeimwearingurpanties
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
