You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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