I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
high people should be assigned attendants
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Houston, we have a squirter
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
