I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Randomize
