You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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