i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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