And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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