Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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