girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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