There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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