Non-Jews are for practice
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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