how can u be prego again
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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