I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Randomize
