You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
