Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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