i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I need moral support for this bender
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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