im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Found your dick twin last night
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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