So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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