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I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
