Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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