Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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