is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Still dying that you shit outside
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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