that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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