This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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