Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i already hear my dad disowning me
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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