no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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