just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you win again, gameday.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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