i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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