I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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