i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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