Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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