ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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