he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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