Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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