Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I didn't notice because vodka
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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