I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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