Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize