kristin has been a bad kristin
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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