Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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