my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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